An Exclusive Club

Only about 500,000 people in America (less than 1% of the population) can say they have an ostomy.

And I’m one of them.

It’s quite an exclusive club. There are ostomy nurses, manufacturers of ostomy supplies, catalogs, support groups . . . it’s a whole subculture. They (we . . . I have to remember that) have our own lingo, our own problems, our own understanding.

I’m gonna make up a bumper sticker: It’s an ostomy thing, you wouldn’t understand.

In the hospital I was greeted and instructed by an ostomy nurse. When I got home I was called by a case manager for my insurance company asking how the ostomy was going; that same day a visiting nurse came to help me with changing the ostomy appliance; the next day I was called by a representative from a manufacturer of ostomy supplies who then hooked me up with a sales rep from a well-known (among us ostomites) ostomy supply catalog. I set up an account. I’m to call either woman if I have any questions or need any help with my ostomy.

This group is tight.

Now I’m flipping through a catalog making a “wish list” of supplies with terms like 12″ drainable pouches, extended wear flat skin barriers (otherwise known as wafers), stoma powder, Karaya paste, and lubricating deodorant. Terms I never thought I’d be using, let alone even know what they mean. There are different kinds of pouches, different kinds of wafers, different kinds of everything. It’s like paging through an L.L. Bean catalog at Christmas time . . . except not.

It’s overwhelming, but I don’t feel alone. I have five different nurses/representatives/experienced ostomites that are just a phone call away waiting to help me.

I’m part of a unique community, one that sticks together because we share a common bond. We are ostomites.

It’s an ostomy thing, you wouldn’t understand. (I love that.)


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Mike Dellosso is an author of wide-eyed suspense. He writes stories that not only entertain but enlighten.

Posted on April 26, 2008, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. You are still Mike Dellosso…and NOTHING can change that.I pray for you.


  2. Yep, I ditto what Cheri said:-) You’re still Mike Dellosso…the ostomy doesn’t change who you are. But I am so glad you have a big supportive healthcare team. A tough time for you, but you’re taking it one day at a time. Thanks for blogging about your experiences – it helps know better how to pray.Blessings!Vicki


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