A Sure-Fire Way to Beat Depression and Burn Out Dirty Stickiness
Yesterday, Chip MacGregor, a literary agent, mentioned a book on his blog called How to Good-Bye Depression by Hiroyuki Nishigaki. Folks, you have to at least check this book out on Amazon. I haven’t laughed so hard by myself in a very long time.
Go to the Amazon page (click on book link above), check out the “Look Inside” feature, but most of all, read the reviews by other readers. Hilarious! The amazing thing is that this book is selling really well on Amazon.
Here’s a bit to whet your appetite:
The subtitle: “If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarky? Or Effective Way?”
And from the back cover: I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make * * three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don’t know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
Folks, I don’t know about you, but burning out dirty stickiness and releasing immaterial fiber sounds pretty good. Now if I could only concentrate and attain that happy lucky feeling. Maybe I need to dent my navel more.